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Wednesday, April 22, 2009
A Murder Mystery
Imagine my surprise yesterday morning when I opened the front door and looked down and saw this. A dead frog. Eww gross.
As I tried to keep smelly dog from eating it, I could feel the creepiness all around me. Poor froggy. Where did he come from? How did he get here? How did he die? Who would do such a thing? What should I do? Should I stick him in a Ziploc and put him in the freezer so we can dissect him at a later date? Should I scream for Dave? Yeah, that's what I'll do. That's what I did. He in turn brought all the kids out to try and determine cause and time of death. We are home schooled after all. (This is why we drink)
As I stood outside begging smelly dog to go pee I took a good look around, wondering, why the poor senseless murder of a frog should end up on my porch and who could do such a horrific crime.
Are You Talking To Me? Yeah, that's right! Are you talking to me? Cause I don't know what your talkin about. I'm innocent, you can't prove a thing.