His reaction wasn't quite what I expected. I'm not sure what I expected to be honest.
Dave: You knew the door had fallen?
Me: Yes, I just said that.
Dave: Your not just being a Monday morning quarter back here are you?
Me: WTF? No, I just told you it was on the ground and I took pictures of it.
Me: When what?
Dave: When did YOU take pictures of the BARN DOOR ON THE GROUND?
Me: I dunno, the other day, maybe Tuesday. But I think I heard it fall last Friday when the wind was blowing really hard. I heard a big bang that day.
At this point Dave's face is looking a little funny I hafta say.
Dave: So let me get this right? You heard a big bang over a week ago and you didn't go see what it was.
(This was not a question people) Then when you do finally go out back and see that the barn door is on the ground, you take pictures of it. Is that right?
Me: Sighing, ummmm, yeah. At this point I'm thinking is this a trick question.
Dave: Did it EVER occur to you that maybe on Friday you should have told me about a big bang? Or even better yet when you went out back and saw the door ON THE GROUND. Maybe instead of taking pictures of it for your BLOOOOGGGG, you should have told me?
Me: Humph, I wasn't even gonna post those pictures, but now you've given me something to write about I think I will. Thanks.
Dave: Your Welcome, glad that I can be of service.
I don't think he was serious though.